Tristan got a shirt and had to wear it immediately.
Toby owns the first Tiki I ever carved.
Boat souvenir.
Episode 00.30; South Pacific Fury
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Enjoying the last days of Summer.
2017/08/30 14:30 After swim siesta time.
I loved "CatDog". My wife hated it and we got into arguments over it. Cat and Dog shared intestines and so when Dog ate something spicy Cat got heartburn. My wife would argue that they didn't have an anus and so they would just die. I argued that they were a cartoon. I got every episode of "CatDog" on DVD and turned the grandkids onto it. But what do I know. In the hotel last night I was tasked with putting the two year old to sleep watching YouTube videos on my phone. Started out with his favorite, "Dino Dana", but switched to Tiki Bar TV - Dr. Tiki, Johnny Johnny, and Lala. He loved the 'bunnies' drinking game.
Penguins!!!
2017/08/31 23:00 Last day of Summer.
"Million dollar beach".
2017/08/10 07:30 It is Thursday and that means there is a new episode of Khan Tiki Mon's Bar and Lounge available for your viewing delight.
2017/08/20 23:00 We spent the day at Roseland water park.
2017/08/31 17:00 Trip to the zoo.
It feels like Summer is done. Weather wise it hasn’t been much of a Summer. Too much rain and too cool. Life speeds by. Life speeds by and the rants, rambles, and ravings continue.
If I were to live my life
in catfish forms
in scaffolds of skin and whiskers
at the bottom of a pond
and you were to come by
one evening
when the moon was shining
down into my dark home
and stand there at the edge
of my affection
and think, "It's beautiful
here by this pond.I wish
somebody loved me,"
I'd love you and be your catfish
friend and drive such lonely
thoughts from your mind
and suddenly you would be
at peace,
and ask yourself, "I wonder
if there are any catfish
in this pond? It seems like
a perfect place for them."
“Your Catfish Friend” by Richard Brautigan
From “The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster” 1989
2017/08/17 11:00 It is Thursday and that means there is a new episode of Khan Tiki Mon's Bar and Lounge available for your viewing delight.
Newest video just published. Hula Hop 2017. Fair warning there is some burlesque so may be NSFW (not safe for work). PG13 and all that but still. Longer video than usual. Tried to cram ten hours of Hula Hop into 20 some minute video. Hope you enjoy!
This latest iteration of my rants and rambles will still be much like past versions. I will continue to share way too much information. I will continue to be as weird as always. I am most likely still incredibly boring.
2017/08/03 09:45 It is Thursday and that means there is a new episode of Khan Tiki Mon's Bar and Lounge available for your viewing delight.
Treating my grandson to a boat ride on Lake George. He got scared by the horn.
2017/08/04 17:30
Episode 02.00; Perilous Passage to Shanghai
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Episode 03.00; And the Tiki gods Looked On
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What the what??!!
2017/08/27 12:00 I got this a few years ago from the silent auction at Hot Rod Hula Hop. I am pretty sure it was donated by my friend Alice. Alice lives in Texas in the path of the hurricane. If you see this Alice know I was thinking of you and hope all is well.
2017/09/01 22:00
"This brave little man took to the water unassisted this week at the Tiki in Lake George. He also learned to golf and fearlessly rode almost every ride at the magic forest! What a great week of memories!" - Adison Tennant.
2017/08/03 20:00
khan tiki mon's rants and rambles v.11.59
Scuff on the tractor-trailer that looks like $750.
2017/08/19 12:00 A new update to my 2012 Patron of the Tiki Arts page - added my friend Toby Hampp
2017/08/04 18:00 Storm rolled in. Power out to most of the village of Lake George. No power here at the Tiki. Waiting to see if the Polynesian dinner show is still on for tonight.
2017/08/19 14:30 Took the kids on a nature walk on the Old Erie Canal. Elliott's pants kept falling down. Tristan's armpits got moist. Alice was lava. They voted to quit and get ice cream and then go swimming. Alice skinned her knee but didn't drop her ice cream.
2017/08/24 20:45 It is Thursday and that means there is a new episode of Khan Tiki Mon's Bar and Lounge available for your viewing delight.
It’s Thursday and I just posted my video for this week. I went to an art museum in Utica to see an exhibition called “Cocktail Culture”. As boring as it sounds. Sorry. I hope next week will be more exciting and more interesting. Don’t give up on me yet.
2017/08/18 09:00 Breakfast at the mall. Then mall walking.
2017/08/03 18:00 Spent the day at the Magic Forest, an amusement park from the early 1960s that time has forgotten. Had a wonderful time and the kids loved it. A lot of the workers were in their mid to late 70s by my estimation, There was one maintenance worker walking with a cane in one hand and a cordless drill in the other. Another old maintenance worker approached him and said they needed to fix something or other - didn't catch what. First worker asked, "Duct tape or hose clamps?" Second worker, "Duct tape won't hold." First worker, "Hose clamps it is."
"I will tell you about it because I am here and you are distant." - Richard Brautigan
2017/08/27 10:00 It is our anniversary. Been married to the same woman for 34 years. We said for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health. Been there and done all that. Still my best friend.
2017/08/04 22:00 The Polynesian dinner show got canceled because of the power outage. A couple of ribeyes - one for me and one for the boy - at the Adirondack Brew Pub.
2017/08/31 23:00
Karen was the marshmallow wench.
2017/08/04 12:00
2017/08/19 23:00 We went out to dinner tonight. Tristan said he wanted to go some place fancy where he could dress up. We went to Delmonico's
Truth.
More late night Goony golf.
2017/08/13 23:30 Home safe and sound. Just barely. I was on the interstate in western NY when the traffic came to a stop. I couldn't stop and I was going to hit the car in front of me even though I was standing on the brakes. I swerved and went between the car and a tractor-trailer. I missed the car but I brushed up against the semi. The driver of the truck had thick accent. Not sure where he was from. All I did was scuff the running board. He called his boss and they spoke in a foreign language I didn't know what it was. The driver sent a picture of the scuff mark to his boss and I guess the boss said that it looked like $750 in damage and did I want to give them my credit card so they could charge me? I said no and then insisted we call the cops and turn it into our insurance agents. I would have been content to drive on. I ended up with a ticket when the po-po showed up for failing to stay in my lane. Of course if I had stayed in my lane I would have hit the poor guy in front of me pretty hard.
2017/08/12 12:00 I am here in Columbus, Ohio for the Hula Hop. Spent all day yesterday driving here.
Took the kids to the Frankenstein wax museum. It had just closed because the power was out. We were told if we went in it would cost double because it was twice as scary with the lights out.
Episode 01.00; Reckless Men and the Women They Love
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2017/08/31 08:00 Free bagel at Panera.